June Police Report

From the Sewanee Messenger:

“Chief Jim Parrott reports that the department patrolled 4,937 miles; investigated one automobile accident; no arrests were made; one Speeding Citation and four warnings were issued; and seven dogs were picked up for the pound.”

That’s for the entire month of June.

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Published:: 07.20.04 / 7pm

Category:: Personal, Sewanee

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Barron Vangor Toth

<sniff>

I smell liberal claptrap....</sniff>

brotherinlaw

Now if Fox Nexs were to report on this, it would read:

"Major happenings in Sewanee! We think Bill Clinton is behind it. The O'Reilly Factor is next"

Bill

Boring! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go shoot some hippies.

Kev

Sounds like the Wal-Greens "Perfect" spots. And a far cry from when I saw y'all in DC.

Catherine

You're killing me - both you and Betsy - with your observations about Life In Sewanee. With each new revelation, I'm thinking, "yup, been there, seen that. Thought it was just as weird." Just remember the mantra: "My, what a strange place this is."

yeri

So you'll be checking the pound soon?

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